And Now for Something Completely Different
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at half time,
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at full time,
Two points from three games,
It’s that Chairman, Daniel Levy; he’s the one to blame.
He didn’t get his chequebook out,
He didn’t sign enough players,
And he didn’t sell Jermaine Jenas,
That’ll please the naysayers.
He should have held on to Harry,
We’d never had it so good,
Replaced him with some prodigy,
Just because he could.
The high line, inverted wingers, high tempo pressing,
Opponent scouting, dossiers, second guessing,
Sports science, performance analysts, youth integration,
New technologies, new methodologies, PowerPoint presentations.
All this modern stuff that other clubs do,
We don’t need all that – what are we trying to prove?
It’s a simple game, eleven against eleven, fahkin’ run about a bit,
Beat your man on the outside, whip in a cross, get a clean hit.
So you can stick your revolution,
I’m giving up Spurs – no more,
If it ain’t Champions League, I ain’t interested,
Everything else is a bore.
You know what, mate? I’m glad.
The Lane’s a far better place,
Without your sense of entitlement,
And without your ugly face.
Let’s have some positivity,
Let’s sing our hearts out in the pub,
Let’s make White Hart Lane a fortress again,
Let’s get behind our club.
Join the conversation
expresses it to me
your anger with the discontent
whoever they may be.
Lets purge those moaners from the club
they have no business here
The only business that we do
Is done by Levy. Clear?
He hired Ramos he who won
us trophies. He was feted!
It wasn't Levy's fault that we
were nearly relegated.
Yes, Andre is a proper yid
he was our Chelsea plant
He made them play real badly
won less than Avram Grant
The management has clout and vision
and must be followed at all times.
And those of you who cause division,
we punish with bad rhymes.
So if he can find another interest that would keep us all happy.
Nice one Windy.
On a purely technical note the rhyme scheme and metre
are a bit haphazard and no pictures.
The rhyme scheme was meant to be slightly haphazard for rhythmical purposes :)