And Now for Something Completely Different

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at half time,
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at full time,
Two points from three games,
It’s that Chairman, Daniel Levy; he’s the one to blame.

He didn’t get his chequebook out,
He didn’t sign enough players,
And he didn’t sell Jermaine Jenas,
That’ll please the naysayers.

He should have held on to Harry,
We’d never had it so good,
Replaced him with some prodigy,
Just because he could.

The high line, inverted wingers, high tempo pressing,
Opponent scouting, dossiers, second guessing,
Sports science, performance analysts, youth integration,
New technologies, new methodologies, PowerPoint presentations.

All this modern stuff that other clubs do,
We don’t need all that – what are we trying to prove?
It’s a simple game, eleven against eleven, fahkin’ run about a bit,
Beat your man on the outside, whip in a cross, get a clean hit.

So you can stick your revolution,
I’m giving up Spurs – no more,
If it ain’t Champions League, I ain’t interested,
Everything else is a bore.

You know what, mate? I’m glad.
The Lane’s a far better place,
Without your sense of entitlement,
And without your ugly face.

Let’s have some positivity,
Let’s sing our hearts out in the pub,
Let’s make White Hart Lane a fortress again,
Let’s get behind our club.

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  1. mediocre at need to find some other interests because football is not that important!
    1. :|
  2. COYS
    1. COYS!
  3. Good stuff Windy & shame on anon at 10.02, go moan elsewhere. COYS
    1. Agreed!
  4. COYS!
    1. COYS!
  5. I loved your rhyme
    so eloquent
    expresses it to me
    your anger with the discontent
    whoever they may be.

    Lets purge those moaners from the club
    they have no business here
    The only business that we do
    Is done by Levy. Clear?

    He hired Ramos he who won
    us trophies. He was feted!
    It wasn't Levy's fault that we
    were nearly relegated.

    Yes, Andre is a proper yid
    he was our Chelsea plant
    He made them play real badly
    won less than Avram Grant

    The management has clout and vision
    and must be followed at all times.
    And those of you who cause division,
    we punish with bad rhymes.
    1. Love it.
  6. Good Man Windy , The Sail's are Up !
    1. :)
  7. I LOVE it!
    1. Thank you!
  8. Perhaps first anon is one of the boo boys.
    So if he can find another interest that would keep us all happy.
    Nice one Windy.
    On a purely technical note the rhyme scheme and metre
    are a bit haphazard and no pictures.
    1. Haha cheers Jimmy!

      The rhyme scheme was meant to be slightly haphazard for rhythmical purposes :)
  9. I feel ya, dog! Awesome and then some...


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